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Valentine’s Day

In a space station above the planet, Sirius—an old, reclusive, Leonardo da Vinci-type astronomer—is about to send his android, Comet, down to the planet to do some match-making.

Once on-planet, though, Comet’s plight seems hopeless. He’s got to deal with characters like Auntie Elizabeth, an eighty-year-old Granny Clampet turned nymphomaniac. Stallion, a handsome, a la Cheers, Sam Malone. Fanny, a street-sharp punk, torn between her desire for fast-paced passion and fatherly commitment. Burgew and Pone, a pair of drunken gravediggers, who weigh in with more wit than an MTV version of Hamlet. A vat of middle-aged testosterone named Will, and his wife, the religiously conservative, yet sultry, Penelope, who are celebrating their twenty-third wedding anniversary.

Get ready for a sexual farce, a tender love story, and the hope surrounding second chances and the ability to change.

Plus, that secretly-longed-for happy ending!

A funny, light-hearted look at love in the near-future. And, best of all—that secretly-longed-for happy ending!

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The Headhunter

When a corporate blackmailer murders the head of virology for a large pharmaceutical company, he comes into possession of a Jumpdrive that holds the cure to a pandemic!

Novel Noir

Novel Noir, my dark futuristic mystery, has been optioned for a movie, starring Tom Selleck!

Radical

A computer genius perfects the security code that makes it safe to vote in political elections on the Internet, then teams up with a 'treasonous' author.

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